Camping Couple Gifts

"Don't worry, we'll be quiet!!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A Good Batch.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sauvignon Bonk

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'