Camping Couple T-Shirts

"Don't worry, we'll be quiet!!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A Good Batch.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.