Camping Buddy Gifts

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Marshmallows

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

A vampire in a canoe.