Campfire Companion Gifts

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The Torch Holder'.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Scouts made this for me

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."