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'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Scouts made this for me

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."