Campfire Communicator T-Shirts

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Same to you, Buddy."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Scouts made this for me

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'