Campfire Communicator Gifts

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Same to you, Buddy."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'