Campfire Creator Gifts

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'The Torch Holder'.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

Pan Extension Chord

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Have food. Need toilet paper

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Is the fire included?'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'