Campfire Creator Pillows

'I knew I should have bought this pre-assembled.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'The Torch Holder'.

Pan Extension Chord

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Have food. Need toilet paper

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'