Campfires Gifts

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

Bill, stop it! Feral cats don't purr!

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Yeah, a campfire is great, but my head is still cold. . ."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Hillbilly entertainment.

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

Beware Electric Fence.

Harsh Mellows.

'Shush kebab.'

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'Red Feather wants to know if you 'like' Blooming Flower or actually 'like-like' her. Because if you just 'like' her, he's, like, totally going to ask her out.'

"It's so scary when they tell stories about living people."

Cave Cow striving to master the secret of fire. When She succeeds, she's scared of it and runs away screaming.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Mike's hoping for a big campfire I think.'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"It's just nice to get to see some familiar faces."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"In my day, we froze to death, but we were happy."

"The power went out and I couldn't find any candles, but I could find your shorts I hate."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Desert Island BBQ

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"