Campfires Mugs

Bill, stop it! Feral cats don't purr!

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Yeah, a campfire is great, but my head is still cold. . ."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Hillbilly entertainment.

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

Beware Electric Fence.

Harsh Mellows.

'Shush kebab.'

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"It's so scary when they tell stories about living people."

Cave Cow striving to master the secret of fire. When She succeeds, she's scared of it and runs away screaming.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Mike's hoping for a big campfire I think.'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"It's just nice to get to see some familiar faces."

"In my day, we froze to death, but we were happy."

"The power went out and I couldn't find any candles, but I could find your shorts I hate."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Desert Island BBQ

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"