Campfire Experiences Mugs

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Camping.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'The Torch Holder'.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'