Campfire Experiences Mugs

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Scouts made this for me

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."