Campfire Gatherings Gifts

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Desert Island BBQ

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Family Barbecue

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Is the fire included?'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'