Campfire Gatherings Gifts

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Family Barbecue

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'