Campfire Activities Gifts

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'Is the fire included?'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Marshmallow Roast