Campfire Activities Prints

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'The Torch Holder'.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Is the fire included?'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Marshmallow Roast

"First camping trip, Billy?"