Campfire Storytelling Prints

"I'd offer you a cigarette but I haven't discovered fire yet."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Harsh Mellows.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Scouts made this for me

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping