Campfire Tales Prints

Bass Camp

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Desert Island BBQ

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Scouts made this for me

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'