Campfire Cooking Prints

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Harsh Mellows.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."