Campfire Cooker Prints

'The three little pigs go camping'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Harsh Mellows.

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Pan Extension Chord

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

Pizza Rescue.

Cannibal recipes.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.