Campfire Cookers Prints

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Pizza Rescue.

Cannibal recipes.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"