Campfire Cookers Mugs

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'