Cooking Over A Campfire Prints

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."