Campfire Cooks Prints

Bones barbecue.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Pizza Rescue.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."