Cooking Over A Campfire Gifts

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Harsh Mellows.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Pizza Rescue.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."