Campfire Cook Gifts

"Hey! Something smells good!"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

This is our latest invention. It will cook your food, keep you warm and even light your cave! Fire for sale. Does it come in any other colors?

Pan Extension Chord

Tumbleweed vs. Flying Play Castle.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Shush kebab.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Cannibal recipes.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'