Campfire Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Sausages.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Pan Extension Chord

'The Torch Holder'.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."