Campfire Chefs Gifts

"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

'I'm getting tired of the same old grub.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Have food. Need toilet paper

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"