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"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

'I'm getting tired of the same old grub.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sausages.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

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"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."