Campfire Crafters Gifts

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Pizza Rescue.

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Have food. Need toilet paper

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."