Campfire Crooner Gifts

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"I like sad songs."

All's well that ends well

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Sunny with a chance of Helium