Campfire Humorist Gifts

'This is my second in command, boys, and she's coming on the camping trip.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Scouts made this for me

Mook's regret after inventing fire.