Campfire Comedy Gifts

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Camping.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

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