Campfire Comedy Gifts

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Camping.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Scouts made this for me

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'