Campfire Counselor Gifts

"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Harsh Mellows.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Building a Shelter

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."