Campfire Counselor Prints

"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Camping.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The Torch Holder'.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'