Campfire Whisperer T-Shirts

'That fire you invented went out - how do you reboot it?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Nice jingle!'

Biodiversity

Birds with Headphones

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I'm in disguise."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."