Campfire Whisperer T-Shirts

'That fire you invented went out - how do you reboot it?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Camping.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Biodiversity

'Nice jingle!'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Birds with Headphones

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"I'm in disguise."