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'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Harsh Mellows.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Who's next?"

Rubbish and Everest

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"It's called being preemptive."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Because we're jerks."

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

Learning Theory Therapy: Cue/Drive/Response/Reinforcement.

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

Out of Order

No U Turn.

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'If that thing eats you, can I have your pop-up?'

Fortune Cookies

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'Darling we can't carry on like this.'