Climbing Comics Gifts

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Who's next?"

Rubbish and Everest

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"It's called being preemptive."

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

"Because we're jerks."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Learning Theory Therapy: Cue/Drive/Response/Reinforcement.

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

Out of Order

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

No U Turn.

Fortune Cookies

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

'If that thing eats you, can I have your pop-up?'

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Tomb of the unknown mountaineer

'Darling we can't carry on like this.'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."