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Punch Initials - P

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"We think it had something to do with love."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Optometrist practical jokes

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Countess writes a love letter

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

A Misdelivered Letter

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'It's THEM!'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."