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The Philatelist's Friend

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Royal Mail Privatisation

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Racers' Gate.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE