Love Letter Aficionado Pillows

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Free love

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Literary rain

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Fine Print Letters

I can't bear to be without you.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'I even love the way you snore!'