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'What about cursive?'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

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"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Does this pen come in another font?

I love Fountain Pens

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

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"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'

'The new papyrus bestseller just in...'

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.