Handwriting Hobbyist Gifts

'What about cursive?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Does this pen come in another font?

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

I love Fountain Pens

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'

'The new papyrus bestseller just in...'

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.