Note Writing Enthusiast Gifts

"I brought a note explaining why I showed up today!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Sushi Train Spotters

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

When pedants take a break.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Not more junk mail!'

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Writing buddies

'You got sticky notes.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Happy Student.