Note Writer Gifts

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

New music conference

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Jason and the Aga notes,

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

Sushi Train Spotters

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Musical Bicycle.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

Musical Prodigy

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'