Note-taking Enthusiast Gifts

Doctors are warned to take meticulous notes of all conversations with patients who refuse to accept treatment advice

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Your honor, we the jury need to pick up pants at the dry cleaners, eggs and milk at the...oops, wrong note!'

Happy Student.

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

'You got sticky notes.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"I compose using post it notes!"

Sushi Train Spotters

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

'I think he is a composer.'

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'Ideas that don't suck.'

When pedants take a break.

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

The Origin Of Cliff's Notes