Note-taking Aficionados Gifts

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Sushi Train Spotters

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

'I think he is a composer.'

'Ideas that don't suck.'

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

When pedants take a break.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

The Origin Of Cliff's Notes

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

Happy Student.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

'You got sticky notes.'

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