Note Writing Enthusiast Pillows

"I brought a note explaining why I showed up today!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Sushi Train Spotters

"I compose using post it notes!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'I think he is a composer.'

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

When pedants take a break.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Not more junk mail!'

Happy Student.

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

'You got sticky notes.'

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

Writing buddies

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.