Handwriting Admirer Gifts

I'm impressed, Sadie. I like your artwork. A dozen lines of squiggle and loops, signifying man's inhumanity toward technology. That's a letter! Written in cursive! By hand! It really should have a shorter title.

Stephen Spender.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Kultural K9's.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Airport

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Alphabetical Disorder

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

One book... One book... One book...

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

Gore Vidal

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

F. Scott Fitzgerald

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

Toni Morrison

I love Fountain Pens

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Gobbledygookologist

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

The Trojan Horse poops alphabet blocks.

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"