Handwriting Hero Gifts

'Does this pen come in another font?

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Let the profit-making begin!

"Are you able to do anything that other people can't?"

"I scribbles notes from my meeting with the doctor. Trouble is, only a doctor could read them."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams