Handwriting Expert Gifts

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Does this pen come in another font?

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Let the profit-making begin!

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

I love Fountain Pens

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.